Don’t trust evil horses, ever…
…or anyone who refers to their penis as a “hammer.”
Remember that you’re supposed to eat froyo with a spork….
…and that there’s no such thing as coincidence.
Manners matter. Being distracted by your phone while talking to a friend won’t end well.
Of course, optimism has its place, so…
if the status isn’t quo, change it…
…but know your limits.
Guess what?! It IS better the second time!
…but remember, it could always be the last time.
