2. He buys everything he can with this color palette: Purple, pink, yellow, white, blue, and orange.
3. He follows “@HasbroNews” on Twitter.
4. He likes to brush your hair for prolonged periods of time with a small pink brush.
5. You find copious receipts from Toys-R-Us in his nightstand.
6. He eats a s**t-ton of apples.
7. His Facebook cover art is made up of some weird fan interpretation of the show’s art. Possibly done ironically, but probably not.
8. He purchased a pair of fun, pink ears for you; they look like pony ears. Why would he want you to wear pony ears? Oh……
9. He suggested Equestria as fun a vacation destination, laughed it off like he was joking, then looked longingly out the window.
10. He really f**king loves friendship.