24 Things We Want to See in the Pitch Perfect Sequel

With the announcement of hit Pitch Perfect‘s sequel, many adoring fans have already started to put together wishlists. Here’s ours:

1. More of Fat Amy’s boyfriends and swanky pool parties.

2. Chloe finally entertains her lesbian feelings. And breaks up Becca and Jesse.

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3. Lily gets into a bar-room brawl and has to do a[nother] turn at county.

4. Luke’s abs.

5. Emma Watson makes a cameo as Luke’s crush. Again. [Because Luke is played by none other than Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince's Cormac MacLaggen.]

6. The Sockapellas come back with a vengeance.

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7. Even more lesbian undertones [overtones].

8. More puns on ‘tones’ and ‘treble.’ And in general.

9. Cynthia Rose and that other chick rekindle their romance.

10. More Lily beatbox solos. And weird confessions.

11. Fat Amy and Bumper finally hook up.

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12. Bumper’s man-boobs actually concave.

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Kristen Bobst and Vickie Toro

A native of Jacksonville, Florida, Kristen Bobst grew up a tomboy with two brothers, several unruly pets, and an overactive imagination. After surviving four years of Gossip Girl-style antics at a ritzy private high school, Kristen went on to the University of Florida (Go Gators!). Due to an uncanny Oscar Wilde obsession, she then traveled to Dublin to study Anglo-Irish Literature at Trinity College. While overseas, she spent much time staying in seedy hostels and carousing with the locals. To this day, Kristen cannot convert Fahrenheit to Celsius without the use of a scientific calculator. Kristen recently completed the University of Southern California’s MFA program in Screenwriting. She still has an overactive imagination and several unruly pets. Comediva writer and performer Vickie Toro graduated from USC with degrees in I Don’t Know How to Do Practical Things Like Math and Maybe I Should’ve Listened to My Mother (i.e. Cinema-Television Critical Studies and Narrative Studies). She spends her time thinking about deep things, getting distracted by not-deep things, and then gigglesnorting. Comediva. Where the funny girls are.

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1 comment

  1. Joseph

    The new additions to the Trebles and the Bellas going into a new competition against the Footnotes (they have a chance to return) BUT Barden is only allowed to send one group. Both the bellas and trebels want to win the champion spot and after going head-to-head finally decided to join to one super a Capella group…and win!

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