I’ve watched a lot of movies and I’ve seen the things celebrities are capable of, OK?
Tom Cruise can run for two hours and never get tired. Arnold Schwarzenegger is part robot. Oprah can fit anything under the seat of a chair. So, it should come as no surprise that these 5 celebrities could have stopped the government shutdown, if they’d wanted to.
Michael Cera
Guys, nobody can fight in front of Michael Cera, not even politicians. Mostly because it makes him cry, but also because it makes him cry.
Sandra Bullock
Because I wholeheartedly believe Sandra Bullock can do anything.
3 Totally Legit Reasons I Believe Sandra Bullock Can Do Anything:
· She has driven a bus through Los Angeles and never let it drop below 55mph. I’ve been in L.A. two months and haven’t gotten over 40.
· She once adopted a large black man, and then made him really good at football.
· TIE: She was a runner-up for Miss America / She’s a witch.
Will Smith
BECAUSE HE’S DONE IT BEFORE. Or have we all forgotten why we’ve even been able to celebrate Independence Day every year since 1996?
Vin Diesel
Because in real life, Vin Diesel has a twin. Now, I’m not saying his twin is evil…but I’m also not not saying his twin is evil. #TwinDiesel
Bea Arthur
People will do almost anything for good cheesecake. #gonetoosoon
