You're out shopping for your niece's bday present.... it's an action figure, no wait, a sex toy? You're not too sure, but hey, why not try it out?
Doctor Who: Sonic Screwdriver
It's got a light, numerous settings, and yes, maybe you'll travelthrough time with Dr Who. Oh, and it's basically a giant dildo, too.
Hawkeye Action Figure
He's got a bow, he's got an arrow... but, he's also got a hot bod that could save your day.
Cinderella Costume
Damn Cindi, we didn't know it was like that. This costume's definitely not for your kid.
Police Officer Belt
Um, can we say, sexy cop? There's something in here for everyone: handcuffs, a walkie talkie, and of course, a belt. Get criminal.
Barbie "She Said Yes"
Barbie said "yes" to what? We'll leave that one up to your imagination.
Shrek Chia Pet
Grass growing out of Shrek's head? There's definitely something sexual about that.
Doctor Who: Sonic Screwdriver
It's got a light, numerous settings, and yes, maybe you'll travelthrough time with Dr Who. Oh, and it's basically a giant dildo, too.
Hawkeye Action Figure
He's got a bow, he's got an arrow... but, he's also got a hot bod that could save your day.
Cinderella Costume
Damn Cindi, we didn't know it was like that. This costume's definitely not for your kid.
Police Officer Belt
Um, can we say, sexy cop? There's something in here for everyone: handcuffs, a walkie talkie, and of course, a belt. Get criminal.
Barbie "She Said Yes"
Barbie said "yes" to what? We'll leave that one up to your imagination.
Shrek Chia Pet
Grass growing out of Shrek's head? There's definitely something sexual about that.
Men or cake? SO. HARD. 
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A critically acclaimed Irish Soda Bread recipe for St. Paddy's Day! 
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Gents, take it from Single White Females: you need to cut it out with The Baby Jesus Complex.
