6 Toys That Are Unintentionally Sexual

You’re out shopping for your niece’s bday present…. it’s an action figure, no wait, a sex toy? You’re not too sure, but hey, why not try it out?

Doctor Who: Sonic Screwdriver

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It’s got a light, numerous settings, and yes, maybe you’ll travel
through time with Dr Who. Oh, and it’s basically a giant dildo, too.

Hawkeye Action Figure

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He’s got a bow, he’s got an arrow… but, he’s also got a hot bod that 
could save your day.

Cinderella Costume

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Damn Cindi, we didn’t know it was like that. This costume’s 
definitely not for your kid.

Police Officer Belt

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Um, can we say, sexy cop? There’s something in here for everyone: handcuffs, a walkie talkie, and of course, a belt. Get criminal.

Barbie “She Said Yes”

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Barbie said “yes” to what? We’ll leave that one up to your
 imagination.

Shrek Chia Pet

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Grass growing out of Shrek’s head? There’s definitely something
 sexual about that.

 

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