ArthurORmarthA's Birthday Haikus for Comediva

The ballsacks-owner.Dear Comediva,
seven staffers and just two
ball sacks. I’m impressed.It’s been a big year!
(for unicorns, cupcakes, and
peeps with titties). Thanks!Before, I didn’t
know how much a dino could
improve a photo!

And in March, a big
ebony leprauchaun? Ahhhh.
A St. Paddy’s dream.

Comediva, it’s
been real. Thank you for your wit,
passion… vulgarity.

Mommy says: YOU ONE
YEAR OLD TO-DAY, WHY YOU NO
MARRIED TO BOY YET.

I know why. Cause there’re
no boys allowed up in this
femmed-out treehouse, yo.Xs and Os, dears
I am so proud to be counted
one of your bitches.But please not too much
bondage tonight. I’m still bruised
from yesterday. Ouch.

About the author

Iselle and Sascha met within the hallowed halls of the USC School of Theatre, where they dreamt of a future that was bright. A great big world out there where girls could be hilarious AND drive really nice cars with really hot boyfriends in the back-seats. A world where it was cool to dress up like a cat and just hang out. A better world. For all people. But especially for people with boobs.

And then they graduated. Where was the world they dreamt of?! Where were the leotards? Where were the lesbian babies?! Where were the people dressed like cats?! My god, what IS this place? Their world didn't exist. So they decided to build it themselves. And ArthurOrMartha was born.

Alex and Sascha met on the set of Meghan Gambling's "Pussy Fun" music video, and have been having fun since, with or without pussy.

Alex grew up on a Kentucky farm playing Davy Crockett and entertaining herself with a shovel and bucket of water. She thought that all kids played like her, but as she started school and met children that had grown up with cable TV, she realized that coonskin caps and cowboy boots were not the kind of cool she had once thought. She tried to make sense out of things she didn't understand like any healthy person would, by mocking or ignoring them. With the enabling powers of Sascha & Iselle, she continues to live the dream.

Also, she is baffled by hipsters that wear animal tails on their belts. Apparently it's cool now?

LOOK AT US NOW, MA. WE MADE IT.

...Now, let's go to Menchie's.

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