Valerie Armstrong
Valerie is Comediva's current intern extraordinaire where she researches things and sits at the front desk like a boss. A semi-young East Coast transplant, she moved to LA eighteen months ago with a car that saw the millennium, a couch to stay on for a week and two friends in the city. She now boasts the same car, a month-to-month lease, and a whopping five friends in the city. She has a thing for pasty, red-headed boys (lookin' at you Louis C.K.), television, and canned frosting--of which, only one can be considered acceptable in Los Angeles.
Back East, she has an over-achieving yet horribly-lovable big brother at Yale, and the sweetest parents imaginable, as they never complain that she's not at Yale. As a writer, she dreams of the day she sells something and tells her brother to suck it (and then with great apology, takes it back immediately).
Back East, she has an over-achieving yet horribly-lovable big brother at Yale, and the sweetest parents imaginable, as they never complain that she's not at Yale. As a writer, she dreams of the day she sells something and tells her brother to suck it (and then with great apology, takes it back immediately).
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Monday, December 17, 2012
Legolas's Elf Labor Rights Movement
Elves are people, too.
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Top 10 Ways Intern Valerie Embarrassed Herself in 2012
Intern Valerie learned a lot this year. Did you?
Monday, December 10, 2012
10 Things Less Cool Than a Taxidermy Squirrel
Taxidermy squirrel beer cozies are awesome. There is nothing more awesome.
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Leslie Knope's Dream Wedding
Parks and Recreation and wedding bells.
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Comediva Pick: It's Thanksgiving
The new Rebecca Black prefers singing into turkey legs.
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Possible Surprise Endings for Breaking Dawn
Speculations on the final Twilight movie.
Monday, February 11, 2013
James Bond Is A Dog
Meet the world's greatest canine spy.
Tuesday, November 06, 2012
Election Day Drinking Fun
Who says politics can't be fun?
Friday, October 26, 2012
The Adventures of Stumpy
The curious case of the missing three-legged turtle.
Friday, December 28, 2012
Amazon vs Diagon Alley
Our Magical Commerce expert is here with a special report.
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Misleading Disney Princesses
Disney... tisk, tisk, tisk.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Felix Baumgartner Is Overcompensating for Something
Free-faller Felix Baumgartner's got a lot of 'splaining to do.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Parks and Rec as Peanuts
Pawnee's been illustrated!
Tuesday, October 09, 2012
Bluths as Peanuts
Arrested Development gets the cartoon treatment!
Thursday, October 04, 2012
Diary of an Irritable, Hungry Woman
I am woman; hear my stomach growl.
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Best-Kept Netflix Secrets
Five hidden Netflix Instant gems.
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Earthquake Kits: The Important Stuff
Richter scales and pancakes and fault lines and pillows.
