Betty Krueger
Betty has a thing for dark comedy and quirky, irreverent intellectual humor. Are you a Betty?
Thursday, April 05, 2012
Spinning Beach Ball of Death
In which Betty's Mac undoes years and years of very expensive therapy.
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011
A Christmas Story: The Leg Lamp
Head-Diva Betty Krueger has some "friendly" and "inspirational" words of advice for you this holiday season, as prompted by one A Christmas Story's most memorable scenes.
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Simon's Cat in 'Cat Nip'
Betty's Pick stirs up all sorts of emotions. And probably derails all of the CEO's court-ordered progress.
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Friday, November 18, 2011
Bonjour, Girl!
This week's Pick of the Week sends Betty off the deep end. For real.
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Monday, November 14, 2011
Randall and the Gumbo Hut
Betty's here with her Pick of the Week; an educational video about the importance of proper negotiation. Kind of.
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Dino Office
Not getting your report in on time carries a whole 'nother level of consequences in ... Dinosaur Office!
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Letterapy: Stand-Up Comic
Joyful Julie of "Groupidity" sits down for a session of Letterapy! Today: A struggling comedian wants to give his girlfriend a gigglegasm.
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Whole Foods Gangsta
Have you ever thrown down in a Whole Foods parking lot? Betty has, and it was pretty ugly.
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Wednesday, June 01, 2011
Women Don't Drive
Comediva CEO Betty Krueger presents her take on the misogynistic stereotype that women are bad drivers.
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Know Your Limits
As the wise Tyra Banks once said, "Model through it." This is something I constantly remind myself whenever I'm surrounded by silly, asinine, wildly pigheaded douchebags of the male sex. Really, what's the point in contributing to their pseudo-intellectual talk? You'll only exacerbate things by overwhelming them with your feminine power, thus castrating the conversation and rendering all testosterone useless. And this will make it all the more difficult to persuade them to someday join the ranks as one of your subordinates; "I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles, but today it means getting along with people" (Gandhi). It's better to let them think they have the upper hand, politely nod along as they say foolish things, save the irrevocable laughter for your own thoughts -- if you play your cards right, you can rip them apart later. And this is why I fully endorse this video find. It's a perfect example of how sensitive men are when it comes to being upstaged by strong women. And the result? Awkward silence and perfectly delicious entrees gone to waste. And when she got home, he probably went straight up to bed, kept her up with is poorly masked sobs, and wouldn't even cuddle with her. And the next morning left before tasting the mozzarella and portabella quiche she MADE FROM SCRATCH with the over-priced, imported ingredients she hunted the city to find JUST FOR HIM.
So save your energy, ladies, til that day comes. "Model through it." Besides, laughing at someone's expense is all the more enjoyable when they don't know you're doing it, no?
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