Buffy Spin-Offs We Really Want to See

 

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Angel broods in dark rooms.  For an hour.

 

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The Mayor and Principal Snyder butt heads, try to ignore their sexual tension, and annoy the heck out of the First Evil, as they try to cut through the red-tape in Hell, with as much bloodshed as possible! Get ready for a lot of short jokes! And a few hissss-y fits from Mayor Wilkins!

 

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In another befuddling vampiric decision, Spike decides to move from the Golden State to the Sunshine State!  Teaming up with recovering werewolf Oz, they open a vintage vinyl headshop.  Spike learns meditation, and Oz learns how to drain a pint … of Mojitos!  (Not blood, you silly!)  Just watch out for that full moon, it can bring about some hair-raising adventures!

 

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Only the hottest, most soul-corrupting dance moves will get you noticed on the newest dance-competition show to hit the Hellmouth!  Sweet.  When it’s smokin’ on this dance-floor, you better run for the fire extinguisher!  No, seriously.  ‘Cuz someone’s probably combustin’ … a move!

P.S.  They got the mustard out.

 

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Faith moves to the ‘burbs!  When a demon-spouting Hellmouth opens up and consumes half of a small town in Florida, it’s up to our favorite bad-girl Slayer to make it all 5×5 again.  Living incognito with a bunch of winos, Faith will have to break up the monotony of suburban life with a few knife fights!

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Willow Rosenberg has all the magic she can handle … except in her love life!  Follow along with Willow, her dopey lesbro, Andrew Wells, a bevy of saphhic-leaning Slayerettes (sexuality is a spectrum, after all), and the wild-and-wacky world of bewitching love affairs!

 

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With Slayers popping up all over the place, what better way to find and rank them than a reality competition show?!  Buffy leads the aspriring Slayer-ettes through a series of nonsensical challenges, all whille inventing absurd catch-phrases, and locking them all in a crypt together!  Last gal standing gets the big contract: representation with GSM (Giles Slayer Management), and the cover of Slayer Vogue Italia!

 

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Giles (aka Mr. G) must shepherd a gaggle of superpowered teenage girls!  If he thought Buffy was tough, wait ’til he gets a load of Tootie!  And when noted lothario and neck-biter, Count Dracula, moves in next door, it’s time to stock up on garlic window shades!

 

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Xander Harris threatens to show everyone what’s under his eye-patch if they don’t listen to his weekly rants on issues affecting regular joes… and monster hunters.  You’d think he’d have a one-sided point of view, but he’s not myopic at all… when it comes to the issues!


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Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro

Hi!  I'm Erika Cervantes.  I'm Comediva's Boss Lady and Founder.  I'm a comedy writer, a Chihuahua mama, a cupcake enthusiast, and most importantly...my dream is to build the place where the funny girls are, and that's why you're here.  And that makes my heart smile.  :-)  I work on all Comediva Originals in different capacities -- writing and producing, mostly -- and I keep the team well-sugared with motivational speeches and home-made cookies. Hello! I’m Luis Navarro, and I’m Comediva’s Director of Operations. Also known as, the token manslave. But when they let me out of my manbox, I often write and act in Comediva creations, and I’m the straight guy in Lesbros. I’m also a martial artist, a therapist, I have an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars expanded universe, and I’m man enough to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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