Recently, Donald Trump offered the quintessential California Gurl some dating advice via Twitter. Well, after one's British-infused teenage dream implodes in public, it's only natural for other celebs to blurt out advice in public forums, right?
Everyone loves random advice right before a big birthday!
J-Lo
A well-timed nip slip is a girl's best friend.
Courtney Stodden
Things rocky with Mayer? Come on VH1's Couples Therapy with me!
Lady Gaga
Launch a new initiative. New initiatives solve everything. That and meat clothing. Two words: meat cupcakes.
Adele
Write a bunch of sad songs and then pop out a baby. The world won't know what to think!
Brad Pitt
Become the spokesperson for some product for which you being the spokesperson makes no sense.
Megan Fox
Ditto, Brad...
James Franco
Come teach a class with me at USC.
Heidi Montag
When in doubt, host a sexy event at a Vegas strip club.
Katie Holmes
Ditch all crazies and move to NYC. Simplify.
Hulk Hogan
Try not to make a sex tape with your buddy's spouse.
Justin Timberlake
Sneak weddings in Italy never fail.
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Klingons kissing under mistletoe! Vampires exchanging Secret Santa gifts! What madness awaits in these holiday eps?!
What would happen if Hermione landed in the Hunger Games universe and Katniss landed in the Harry Potter universe? A
This vampire fad has worn out its welcome. It's time to bring on the chupacabras, leprechauns, poltergeists and hobgoblins!
Don't be the douche that annoys everyone at the karaoke bar! Follow these simple rules and go from bar zero
The ironic-hot-man post is here and it's bringing you your daily mancandy! Delish!
Prepare yourself, your childhood's about to be corrupted. But it's all for the sake of funny! Enjoy!
