Recently, Donald Trump offered the quintessential California Gurl some dating advice via Twitter. Well, after one's British-infused teenage dream implodes in public, it's only natural for other celebs to blurt out advice in public forums, right?
Everyone loves random advice right before a big birthday!
A well-timed nip slip is a girl's best friend.
Things rocky with Mayer? Come on VH1's Couples Therapy with me!
Launch a new initiative. New initiatives solve everything. That and meat clothing. Two words: meat cupcakes.
Write a bunch of sad songs and then pop out a baby. The world won't know what to think!
Become the spokesperson for some product for which you being the spokesperson makes no sense.
Come teach a class with me at USC.
When in doubt, host a sexy event at a Vegas strip club.
Ditch all crazies and move to NYC. Simplify.
Try not to make a sex tape with your buddy's spouse.
Sneak weddings in Italy never fail.