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scamazon
scam•a•zon [skam-uh-zon] noun
1. An item you ordered that is NOTHING like what was pictured and/or described on the site.
2. A friend who is never short on ways to lure you and other friends into questionable situations.
3. A woman who claims to be an Amazon but whose muscles are totally just fake padding. Also, she isn't missing a boob. You know, for archery purposes.
Origin: Your now purposelessly empty bank account.

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b*tchcraft

b*tch•craft [n. bich-krahft] noun

1. Practical magical abilities we wish we had, like stopping a period when things are getting hot and heavy with a one-night stand.

2. What male wizards accuse female wizards of practicing when they get too uppity.

3. When karma strikes someone who totes deserves it.

Origin: Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus.

baconjure

ba•con•jure [bey-kon-jer] noun, verb

1. To whip up bacon out of thin air.
2. No, seriously, the best mutant power ever.
3. The title given by sheep to wizards in the flock.

BAMFtize

BAMF•tize [bamf-tyze], verb

1. To dub or officially extend to one the honor of receiving the title
of a BAMF.

2. The transition an ordinary human being experiences when he or she
obtains super-human powers.

Origin: The first glorious meeting of BAMF girls – and then Bella showed up.

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BAMF•ti•sm, n

barcissism

bar•cis•sism [bahr-suh-siz-em] noun

1. The urge to ramble about oneself while drunk.
2. The unwavering belief that your favorite bar is the best one in the city.
3. A drunk frat boy who hits on women way out of his league.

Origin: Brewskies.

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bar•cis•sist

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