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winestein

winestein

wine•stein [whine-stine] n.
1. A wine connoisseur or "know it all" when it comes to wine and the world of grapes.
2. After drinking an entire bottle of wine, a self proclaimed "know it all" when it comes to wine and the world of grapes.
3. E = mc drunk
Origin: Binny's

--Related Forms: 
winesteining, adj.
 
cerable

cerable

cer•a•ble [sare-ah-bul] adj.
1. The inability to adhere to a character other than oneself while acting.
2. Wardrobe only containing zipper hoodies and striped polos.
3. Looking 16 years old...forever.
Origin: The premiere of Superbad - though also traced back as far as midseason of Arrested Development.
hairrorism

hairrorism

hairror•ism [n. hehr-er-is-uhm] noun
1. A form of terrorism wherein one is given a horrendous haircut by a two-bit stylist.
2. The Snooki poof.
3. Blasting White Snake, Twisted Sister or Warrant in the car to annoy fellow motorists.
Origin: Mullets.

--Related Forms
hairrorist, n.
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