Loki and Cheryl Burke
In this big screen version of the hit ABC show, you’ll see villains going up against their hero counterparts, as well as DWTS regulars. Imagine what Loki could do if he transferred his extreme thirst for power and revenge into a foxtrot or a samba with the lovely Cheryl Burke.
And Loki needn’t worry about a costume — he already has one in his trademark horns, suited armor and trusty scepter. No room for acts of vengeance here, though. Two-time DWTS winner Cheryl Burke will whip Loki’s butt into shape and make him rightfully earn his stripes. After all, what better way for Loki to finally one-up his archenemy and adoptive brother, Thor?
Alien and Predator
The next couple in contention: the Alien and the Predator. We’ve seen the result of their rivalry in combat. It wasn’t pretty. Can’t say it will be pretty here either, but it’ll be a dual worth seeing. There’s something about the Predator that makes him look like he can get jiggy with just about any groove. Maybe it’s those dreadlock-esque appendages or the fact that he’s more human-like than your typical other worldly creature — he does walk on two feet, after all. The Alien, however, with its oversized head and slimy body, might not be as swift on its feet. It might be bloody and it might be dangerous but this couple will have to make it work in order to impress the judges.
Harry Potter and Bellatrix Lestrange
What would a pure blood witch and self-proclaimed loyal servant of Lord Voldemort want with a young, amiable wizard? In the world of Harry Potter, we know the answer to that question. But DWTS is a different beast entirely. Who wouldn’t pay to see the powerful and brave Potter tame the evil, cold-hearted Bellatrix Lestrange in the sexiest of dances – the tango. Having to be in such close proximity to Harry Potter just might leave Bellatrix saying Volder-who?
Of course, this competition/fantasy/dance movie would not be complete without behind-the-scenes footage. The intense training, the bickering, the all-out fights, the bribing of judges. This could be several movies in one. I smell a sequel! Don’t forget interviews with proud family members, evil-doing crews and friends who never in a million years thought they’d see something like this happen. Dancing With the Alien Stars has the potential to be one of the biggest blockbusters of all time. Think about it, Hollywood.
