Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Feminist Jay-Z

Now that he's a daddy, Jay-Z's vowed to remove words like "bitch" from his rap-nacular.  So what will his new tracks sound like?
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The birth of Blue Ivy Carter means two things: 1) in about 8 years we'll probably know a new Diva; 2) papa Jay-Z's views on women have changed.  What's that?!  We AREN'T bitches or hoes anymore?  Blessed be the coming of Blue!

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Vickie Toro

Hi, friend! I'm Vickie Toro, and I'm Comediva's Social Media Manager, connecting your comedy-loving hearts with ours through all of your favorite social media addictions. I'm the lesbian in Lesbros, the creator and one of the writers of BAMF Girls Club, and the Frumpy Girl who commiserates with your Style Ineptness. I'm a Potterhead, water-dancer, and overall TV junky. Also sports movies make me cry.

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