Do you have the game of a Dothraki? Unlucky in love in Westeros? Wistful for companionship beyond the Wall? Drop one of these sweet pick-up lines and you'll be fending off admirers from the Neck to Qarth! Never fear, with these witticisms in your scabbard, you'll be sure to have plenty of options outside of your immediate family (*cough*Lannisters*cough*)!
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