Comediva

LYRICS:
It's Wednesday, gotta get over the hump
Boss made me work straight through my lunch
Twelve dollars an hour, who gives a damn
If I half-ass the job that I work for the man
So I hit up my girl Sarah on Gchat
Complain 'bout my pain, she says I feel that,
Gurrrrl what we need to do clearly
Is hit happy hour at Barney's Beanery

'Cuz when you're tired of your day
And you got a job you hate
It never is too late 
to get yourself a Girl Date

I got myself a Girl Date
There's no men to complicate
A night out that's simply great
's what's it's about, it's a Girl Date
And I didn't do my hair,
And I don't have to care
There's a hole in my underwear
Pants stay on for a Girl Date

Havin' lots of drama with a couple of boys
My girl calls me up and says Fuck dat noise
Let's go get a manipedi
And talk about the guys that you gave head-y
After the salon, we'll hit my place
Watch Fried Green Tomatoes while the cupcakes bake
Debate what your man said on the phone meant
And talk about how hot that sex scene was in Atonement

Cuz while you know I like to ball
I get so tired of it all
That's when you know I got to call
My girls up for a girl date
I got myself myself a Girl Date
Karaoke cannot wait
Hit the gay bars though we're straight
Fag Hags love them a girl date
And while I don't mean to underrate
Friends don't always satiate
So once I'm home I'll masturbate
You get no play on a Girl Date
Lalalalalalalala chocolate
Lalalalalalalala gossip
Lalalalalalalala crying
S'what's it's about it's a girl date

Lalalalalalalala fashion
Lalalalalalalala facials
Lalalalalalalala talkin bout giving a guy a facial
(You did that? Gross. Awesome.)
It's a Girl Date.

CREDITS:
Produced by Comediva
Written and Performed by Nikki Muller
Directed by Emily McGregor
Executive Producer - Erika Cervantes
Director of Photography - Yuki Noguchi
Edited by Kevin Lipnos
Music Produced by Christopher Thomas 
Sound Design - Sean Oakley
Gaffer - Luis Navarro 
Sound Mixer - Brian Corral
Make Up - Kazuyuki Okada
Production Coordinator - Linda Chavez 
PA - Samantha Christopher 

MUSICIANS 
Tim Juliano
Kit Bateman - www.facebook.com/sonsofjack
Josh Bedlion
Special Thanks to Benjamin Stanton - www.benjaminstanton.com 

GIRL DATE GIRLS:
Amanda Deibert
Amy Halvorsen
Dawn Green
Kosha Patel 
Madeline Whitby
Meghan Gambling
Monica Sherer
Sabrina Hill
Samara Bay
Sarah Yeo
Vanessa Mizzone
Vickie Toro

GIRL DATE BOYS:
Christian Krauspe
Jason Carmody
Luis Navarro
Mark McKeown
Percy Rustomji
Stuart Arbury
Stuart Murphy