Meh.Wherever there is happiness, Gollum Kristen Stewart is there to mock it. Whenever puppies and kittens fill your heart with joy, Gollum Kristen will pierce your happy-bubble with her sharp, sharp tongue. Butterflies turn back into caterpillars in her presence. She is the moment when a cute kid becomes unfortunate-looking. Morose, cantankerous, churlish, crabby, dour, down in the dumps, glum, ill-humored, melancholy, moping, sour, sullen, surly, taciturn and testy. Yes, it's Gollum KStew!
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