Gollum Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Like You!

gollum-kristen-stewartMeh.Wherever there is happiness, Gollum Kristen Stewart is there to mock it.  Whenever puppies and kittens fill your heart with joy, Gollum Kristen will pierce your happy-bubble with her sharp, sharp tongue.  Butterflies turn back into caterpillars in her presence.  She is the moment when a cute kid becomes unfortunate-looking.  Morose, cantankerous, churlish, crabby, dour, down in the dumps, glum, ill-humored, melancholy, moping, sour, sullen, surly, taciturn and testy.  Yes, it’s Gollum KStew!

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Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro

Hi!  I'm Erika Cervantes.  I'm Comediva's Boss Lady and Founder.  I'm a comedy writer, a Chihuahua mama, a cupcake enthusiast, and most importantly...my dream is to build the place where the funny girls are, and that's why you're here.  And that makes my heart smile.  :-)  I work on all Comediva Originals in different capacities -- writing and producing, mostly -- and I keep the team well-sugared with motivational speeches and home-made cookies. Hello! I’m Luis Navarro, and I’m Comediva’s Director of Operations. Also known as, the token manslave. But when they let me out of my manbox, I often write and act in Comediva creations, and I’m the straight guy in Lesbros. I’m also a martial artist, a therapist, I have an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars expanded universe, and I’m man enough to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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