Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines

Lookin' to up your swagic to work some magic on that special witch or wizard (or witchard) who's accio'd your heart? Look no further: we've got just the spells that'll do the trick!

Created by Erika Cervantes and Vickie Toro

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Erika Cervantes and Vickie Toro

Erika Cervantes is the President/Founder of Comediva.com. She loves comedy, the Internets, and working with badass women. She also enjoys cupcakes, mismatched socks, and has been known to put her employees into baby carriages. Plus, she has unicorn blood and her tears turn into jellybeans.

For a slightly more serious bio, visit erikacervantes.com.

Comediva writer and funnygirl Vickie Toro graduated from USC with degrees in I Don't Know How to Do Practical Things Like Math and Maybe I Should've Listened to My Mother (i.e. Cinema-Television Critical Studies and Narrative Studies). She spends her time thinking about deep things, getting distracted by not-deep things, and then gigglesnorting.

Vickie loves everything about comedy: the joy, the laughter, the women, etc. But, just in case, she's trying to find a way to make Jane Lynch her suga-mama.

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