Suzy Pasqualetto is an alumni of California State University Northridge's screenwriting program. When not writing scripts or editorials, she likes to make goofy paintings and shotgun beers (preferably at the same time). She is a lover of animals, boys with lots of tattoos, good films, and sh*tty television. You can stalk her on Twitter @UghNotSuzy, but please don't stalk her in real life.