Monday, January 28, 2013

Joss Whedon Fixes Movies

Since Joss Whedon directed the biggest movie of the year, he's set his sights on fixing ALL THE MOVIES.
Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro Created by  Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro  

He's done it again!  Not since his uncredited rewrite of Speed took Hollywood by storm has Joss Whedon's name been on so many lips. Now, flush with box office power, imagine a world where Joss is set loose to work his Whedonesque magic on blockbusters small and large!

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  • Comment Link Vampyre Friday, July 13, 2012 posted by Vampyre

    wait for the Prometheus sequel?

  • Comment Link michael Wednesday, July 11, 2012 posted by michael

    love the last one hahaha

  • Comment Link Mis Tuesday, July 10, 2012 posted by Mis

    Well done :) I like all of them, and perhaps I'd even pay to see these movies. As it is, I probably won't see any but Abe Lincoln (since Alan Tudyk is in it).

  • Comment Link Erika Cervantes Tuesday, July 10, 2012 posted by Erika Cervantes

    PROMETHEUS SPOILER ALERT

    @GJG @DrAnaconda...all they had to do was set it on LV-426 and have the Space Jockey go die in the pilot's seat on the alien ship (that they find in the original Alien) and the two movies would've tied perfectly together (while still not retreading the same xenomorph shtuff). Instead they had the ship land in that weird position and everything, yet it's a different planet? Just seems pointless!

  • Comment Link DrAnaconda Tuesday, July 10, 2012 posted by DrAnaconda

    @ GJG
    Agreed.

  • Comment Link GJG Tuesday, July 10, 2012 posted by GJG

    Very funny...and all would be better, except I disagree with the Promethus one.

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Erika is the President/Founder of Comediva.com.  She loves comedy, the Internets, and working with badass women.   She also enjoys cupcakes, mismatched socks, and has been known to put her employees into baby carriages.  Plus, she has unicorn blood and her tears turn into jellybeans.

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Luis Navarro is a token man slave and Director of Operations for Comediva.  He is a proud Valley Boy ("Fer sure") and martial artist.  He earned a Master's Degree in Counseling and is an ordained online minister!  He also boasts an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe and post-1970s movie trivia.  He is secure enough in his masculinity to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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