Karma Throughout History

Ciao Earthlings!

As I’m sure you can imagine, I’ve been incredibly busy throughout time. Here’s a list of some recent events you may remember. And now for the first time ever, I reveal to you, the reason for said events.

The Great Crocodile Explosion of The Mesozoic Era

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Because four billion crocs (not the shoe, they’re next) put on a horrible improv show and forced all living creatures to watch and purchase a two drink minimum. The drinks were weak and overpriced.

The Dam Break in China – 1942

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Because someone closed my favorite chinese restaurant in San Francisco.  You dim sum, you lose sum.

The Egyptian Flu of 3.200 BC

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Because a specific hieroglyphic writing found in a cave had poor story structure, unlikable characters and 17 typos.

The Famine in Hungary – 1850

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Because I enjoy irony.

The Mass Reality TV Show Invasion – Circa 1999

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Because someone canceled the game show BZZZ. The host, Annie Wood, was amazing.  (Yes, I suppose it was technically also a reality show. Like the Man Upstairs, I also work in mysterious ways.)

Love & Good Karma,

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Annie Wood

Annie was born in Hollywood,California and raised in the valley. She avoided the valley girl accent by speaking backwards for the first 15 years of her life. She also suspects that she may have been switched at birth with Jennifer Aniston who is currently living her life. As an actress in her teens she played Jason Bateman’s sister in the play The Carpenters at The Complex in Hollywood. She went on to host and co-produce the nationally syndicated dating game show, BZZZ! and appear as a guest on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno. She thinks Jay doesn’t like her, but she doesn’t know why. She also appeared in films (Good Luck Chuck, My Sister’s Keeper) TV, (Becker, ER, NYPD Blue, General Hospital, other stuff) and has been writing like a bunny (yeah, some write) since the earth began. Her romantic comedy, Complicated Heroes was performed at the Lyceum Stage in San Diego, California. Her book of comedic scenes, Snapshots! has been performed on several Hollywood stages and her book of short stories, Where Would I Be Without Me? has recently been recorded for the blind and dyslexic. (available at amazon.com!)

She is currently writing several original TV pilots and preparing to publish her novella, I Thought I Already Knew That, a spiritual adventure of sorts. She lives in Los Angeles with her charming, Italian husband and her equally charming, Jewish/Buddhist/Italian dog, Lucy.
She also works well with monkeys. Usually.

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