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Format: Klingon, English Pronunciation, English 

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Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

qavan raHtar. be' 'IHqu' SoH. Qapla' jay'! Ha'
Kha-vaan rach-tar. Beh ich'khoo soch ka-plaa' jaay, chaa
I salute you, woman. You are a very pretty woman. F*cking success. Let's go!

'Iw HIq Datlhutlh. SoH qalegh. Qut, Qut. QeDpIn be' je. maw'.
Eeww hreek da-tlootl. Schoch ka-lerrh. Khroot, khroot. Kedepin beh jeh. Mao.
You drink bloodwine. I see you. Dirty. Dirty. Science officer and lady. Crazy.

nughoStaH nuq? parmaq, manga'chuq. Qut Ha' maruch
nu-hrrosh-tach nook. par-maak, maa-ngaat-schook. Khroot, hraa, maa-rootsch.
What is coming toward us? Romance and sex. Dirty. Let's go. Let's do this!

qaleghneS. Qapla' jay'!. Qut Ha' maruch.
ka-lerrj-he-nes ko-plah jay khroot ha' maa-rootsch
I am honored to see you. F*cking success. Dirty. Let's go. Yes.

wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
wha cha par-mach ko-plah!
One two romance success

tIqwIj Sa'angnIS wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
tick-widge sha-ang-neesh wha cha par-mach ko-plah
I must show you my heart. One two romance success.

tachDaq maghom. tugh. tugh wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
TACH-dak ma-GHOM toogh. toogh wha cha par-mach ko-plah
We will meet in the cocktail lounge. Soon soon. One two romance success

parmaq Qapla'!
par-mach ko-plah
Romance success.

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'!
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo
Let's kill some Romulans

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo di-choch
Let's kill some Romulans together

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

maSwov, 'ejDo, parmaq, manga'chuq, eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! Qapla'!
ma-swov. edge-do. par-mach je gna-chuck eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Ko-plah!
Moonlight, starship, romance, and sex. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Success!

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tujqu'choH QuQ. Hljol. jIghung. Ha' maruch
Tooj-koo-chokh-kkhokk khi-JOL. jee-kun.g Ha' ma-rootsch
The engine is overheating. Beam me aboard. I'm hungry. Let's go. Let's do this!

jISey. chabDu'. ghem. 'ejyo'. Sa'Hut, qamuSHa', HIja
Jee-Say. Chab-du. ghem. Edge-yo sa-hut kam-moo-sha hee-jah
I am excited. Breasts. Midnight snack. Starfleet. Buttocks. I love you. Yes.

yIH yIlIgh, be' yIH yIlIgh. yIruch!
yiich yee-leehrr, be. yiich yee-leehrr. yee-rootsch!
Ride that tribble, lady. Ride that tribble. Do it!

wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
wha cha par-mach ko-plah!
One two romance success!

bIjatlh 'e' yImev. yItlhutlh! yIlop! wa'leS chaq maHegh!
bil-lath eh ill-mev ill-thulth ill-op wal-esh check ma-chkeck
Stop talking. Drink. Celebrate! Tomorrow we may die.

yItlhutlh! yIlop! Qut Qapla' jay'!. Qut Ha' Qapla'
ill-thulth ill-op khroot ko-plah jay khroot ha' ko-plah
Celebrate. Dirty. F*cking success. Dirty. Let's go. Success

yIH yIlIgh, be' yIH yIlIgh. yIruch!
yiich yee-leehrr, be. yiich yee-leehrr. yee-rootsch!
Ride that tribble, lady. Ride that tribble. Do it!

parmaq Qapla'!
par-mach ko-plah!
Romance success!

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo
Let's kill some Romulans 

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo di-choch
Let's kill some Romulans 

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

maSwov 'ejDo parmaq nga'chuqghach je 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! Qapla'!
ma-swov edge-do par-mach ngaa-tschook-hrratsch jeh. eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ko-plah!
Moonlight, starship, romance, and sex. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Success!

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tlhIngan maH! Qapla'! Ha' tlhIngan maH!
Klingon mah. Ko-plah! ha' Klingon mah.
We are Klingons. Success. Let's go. We are Klingons.

Baby baby

yuQ, pIvghor, Hurgh, qIb, yuQ
Yook Piv-kor hurgh kib yook
Planet Warpdrive Pickle Galaxy Planet

tlhIngan maH! Qapla Ha' tlhIngan maH!
Klingon mah. Ko-plah ha' Klingon mah.
We are Klingons. Success. Let's go. We are Klingons.

Baby baby

yuQ, pIvghor, Hurgh, yuQ You know what I'm saying
Yook Piv-kor hurgh kib yook You know what I'm Saying
Planet Warpdrive Pickle Planet! You know what I'm saying.

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Concept, Lyrics & Translation by Kristen Bobst (@thekristeno)
Directed by Emily McGregor (@airhumps)
Produced by Linda Yvette Chavez (@lindayvette)
Executive Producer - Erika Cervantes (@erikacervantes)

Starring:
Ror Morrison as Klingon (@ror1819)
Jenni Stukin as Counselor Deanna Troi
Luis Navarro as Commander William T. Riker (@LuisN1)
Sam Weller as Lt. Commander Data (@CraveSam)
Nikol Davis as Guinan (@SoooRiNIKulous)
Kyle Villalovos as Mini-Spock
Marisha Ray as Dancing Trekkie (@marisha_ray)
Brittany Freeth as Dancing Trekkie (@brittanyfreeth)
Kosha Patel as Dancing Trekkie (@KoshaDelhi)
Sascha Alexander as Dancing Trekkie (@smascha)
Matt Jennings as Dancing Trekkie
Kristen Bobst as Dancing Trekkie
Gira Balisteri as Dancing Trekki

Director of Photography - Blaine Dunkley (tonofbricks.net)
Sound Mix and Vocals by Chris Thomas (soundcloud.com/chris-thomas-composer)
Edited by Erika Cervantes
SFX by Kevin Lipnos (@kevlipnos)
Makeup Artist - Kazu Okada
Adapted Choreography by Linda Yvette Chavez
Production Assistant - Bethany Boles

Very special thanks to our Klingon language expert: Felix Malmenbeck (@loghaD)

Happy 25th Anniversary, "Star Trek: The Next Generation"!

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