For every great battle throughout time immemorial, lightsabers would have made it even more awesome! Don't believe it? Just check out these incredible stand-offs, and how much cooler they are knowing that someone's ass is about to get snap-hissed!
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I see you've constructed a new lightsaber. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
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What's your midichlorian count, butt-head?!
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I'm gonna mount your bill on my wall, you dethpicable duck!
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Emperor Bill: The Force is strong with this one! Darth Newt: I find your lack of faith disturbing...
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They don't know he's got a thermal detonator under his poncho!
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Dinner sucked.
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I love having lightsaber battles in rooms packed with schoolchildren!
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At last, we will reveal ourselves to Dunder-Mifflin. At last, we will have our revenge!
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Put down your goblet of bloodwine and face your challenger! 
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As long as man has possessed the capacity to build things, he has endeavored to build new things to have
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Severus Snape also teaches Plumbing 101 at Hogwarts. 
Wizard's best friend, put to the test! 
Watch out for Lord Voldetortoise. 
Choice comebacks for the Malfoy in your life. 
