Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Lightsaber Duels That Should Have Happened!

Lightsabers make everything better!  Check out these fateful encounters, with the added awesomeness of a pinch of Star Wars!
Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro Created by  Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro  
For every great battle throughout time immemorial, lightsabers would have made it even more awesome!  Don't believe it?  Just check out these incredible stand-offs, and how much cooler they are knowing that someone's ass is about to get snap-hissed!

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titanicsabers
I see you've constructed a new lightsaber.  An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

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backtothefuturesabers
What's your midichlorian count, butt-head?!

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sabers3_donalddaffy
I'm gonna mount your bill on my wall, you dethpicable duck!

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sabers4_clinton_gingrich
Emperor Bill:  The Force is strong with this one!   Darth Newt:  I find your lack of faith disturbing...

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sabers5_goodbadugly
They don't know he's got a thermal detonator under his poncho!

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sabers6_killbill
Dinner sucked.

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sabers7_harrypotter
I love having lightsaber battles in rooms packed with schoolchildren!

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sabers8_theoffice
At last, we will reveal ourselves to Dunder-Mifflin.  At last, we will have our revenge!

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  • Comment Link Philippa Friday, April 20, 2012 posted by Philippa

    I'd love to have seen a Lightsaber duel on 'Firefly'!

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Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro

Erika is the President/Founder of Comediva.com.  She loves comedy, the Internets, and working with badass women.   She also enjoys cupcakes, mismatched socks, and has been known to put her employees into baby carriages.  Plus, she has unicorn blood and her tears turn into jellybeans.

For a slightly more serious bio, visit erikacervantes.com.

Luis Navarro is a token man slave and Director of Operations for Comediva.  He is a proud Valley Boy ("Fer sure") and martial artist.  He earned a Master's Degree in Counseling and is an ordained online minister!  He also boasts an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe and post-1970s movie trivia.  He is secure enough in his masculinity to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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