Lightsaber Duels That Should Have Happened!

For every great battle throughout time immemorial, lightsabers would have made it even more awesome!  Don’t believe it?  Just check out these incredible stand-offs, and how much cooler they are knowing that someone’s ass is about to get snap-hissed!


I see you’ve constructed a new lightsaber.  An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.


What’s your midichlorian count, butt-head?!


I’m gonna mount your bill on my wall, you dethpicable duck!


Emperor Bill:  The Force is strong with this one!   Darth Newt:  I find your lack of faith disturbing…


They don’t know he’s got a thermal detonator under his poncho!


Dinner sucked.


I love having lightsaber battles in rooms packed with schoolchildren!


At last, we will reveal ourselves to Dunder-Mifflin.  At last, we will have our revenge!


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Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro

Erika is the President/Founder of  She loves comedy, the Internets, and working with badass women.   She also enjoys cupcakes, mismatched socks, and has been known to put her employees into baby carriages.  Plus, she has unicorn blood and her tears turn into jellybeans.

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Luis Navarro is a token man slave and Director of Operations for Comediva.  He is a proud Valley Boy ("Fer sure") and martial artist.  He earned a Master's Degree in Counseling and is an ordained online minister!  He also boasts an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe and post-1970s movie trivia.  He is secure enough in his masculinity to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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