William Shakespeare, otherwise known as The Bard/The Most Renown Wordsmith In History, is celebrating his 448th birthday on the 23rd, in the great big hipster cafe-library in the sky.
To honor him, today's most well-known wordies decided to get together to honor him in the way they think he'd appreciate most:
Enter Nicki Minaj and Wiz Khalifa.
NICKI MINAJ duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH dummies
Be playin' like they the bee's knees, always
Stealin' your rhymes, chasin' the'er moneys,
But you a rock, ho, rollin' for decades!
WIZ KHALIFA Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and
Yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!
NICKI MINAJ Muhfuckah, please! I'm about to back-hand
This spit in the face, holla! ...Marshmallow!
Adam Levine's voice is heard, singing something indiscernible.
NICKI MINAJ Bitch, hark! There be a tune in the ro'om,
But you know that already. You be dead,
But you legendary; so then vroom vroom
Uh'vroom you went 'n Legend Maseraté'd!
WIZ KHALIFA Girl, afore I was just playin', I ain't icky.
NICKI MINAJ Boy, thou best stay over there. I'M NICKI.
Enter Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber.
TAYLOR SWIFT I'm so young, and so naïve, not even
Sure I really understand exactly
What those sweet, sweet words of yours, so heaven
Divine, e'erlasting --
JUSTIN BIEBER Ooo, girl, retractin'.
Falsetto, that's all I'm about; just dance.
I see his 'stache; it fancy. Don't get it,
fancy words, too, jealous of that 'stache; trance.
TAYLOR SWIFT But things here are amiss, Justin, heart lit,
Eyes open, simple story; boy and girl --
NICKI MINAJ BITCH, THEM BITCHES DEAD, it ain't simple, it
About gangs, shoot-ups, and a fucked up world!
Whachu know 'bout it, cracka, crumblin'!
TAYLOR SWIFT But I feel it in my heart --
JUSTIN BIEBER Girl, HICKEY.
WIZ KHALIFA Shit's cray --
NICKI MINAJ WHITE FLAG. Happy Birth, fool, I'M NICKI.
MINAJ OUT.
Exit, dropping her mic, pursued by her hair.
To honor him, today's most well-known wordies decided to get together to honor him in the way they think he'd appreciate most:
Enter Nicki Minaj and Wiz Khalifa.
NICKI MINAJ duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH dummies
Be playin' like they the bee's knees, always
Stealin' your rhymes, chasin' the'er moneys,
But you a rock, ho, rollin' for decades!
WIZ KHALIFA Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and
Yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!
NICKI MINAJ Muhfuckah, please! I'm about to back-hand
This spit in the face, holla! ...Marshmallow!
Adam Levine's voice is heard, singing something indiscernible.
NICKI MINAJ Bitch, hark! There be a tune in the ro'om,
But you know that already. You be dead,
But you legendary; so then vroom vroom
Uh'vroom you went 'n Legend Maseraté'd!
WIZ KHALIFA Girl, afore I was just playin', I ain't icky.
NICKI MINAJ Boy, thou best stay over there. I'M NICKI.
Enter Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber.
TAYLOR SWIFT I'm so young, and so naïve, not even
Sure I really understand exactly
What those sweet, sweet words of yours, so heaven
Divine, e'erlasting --
JUSTIN BIEBER Ooo, girl, retractin'.
Falsetto, that's all I'm about; just dance.
I see his 'stache; it fancy. Don't get it,
fancy words, too, jealous of that 'stache; trance.
TAYLOR SWIFT But things here are amiss, Justin, heart lit,
Eyes open, simple story; boy and girl --
NICKI MINAJ BITCH, THEM BITCHES DEAD, it ain't simple, it
About gangs, shoot-ups, and a fucked up world!
Whachu know 'bout it, cracka, crumblin'!
TAYLOR SWIFT But I feel it in my heart --
JUSTIN BIEBER Girl, HICKEY.
WIZ KHALIFA Shit's cray --
NICKI MINAJ WHITE FLAG. Happy Birth, fool, I'M NICKI.
MINAJ OUT.
Exit, dropping her mic, pursued by her hair.
Pinkie Pie in the rye.
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