Recently, Obama accidentally confused “Star Trek” and “Star Wars” and now #JediMindMeld is a topic on the ‘Nets. Some say this is a huge geek slip-up. We say this is a geek opportunity (or in Obama, a “geekpportunity”) for the POTUS to portmanteau a lot more nerdy properties together!
Take it away, Obama:
#LordOfTheFantasySeries
“…I know that this has been some of the conventional wisdom that…even though most people agree I’m presenting a fair deal, the fact that [Republicans] don’t take it means that I should somehow unleash the One Ring of Shannara on these folks.”
“…I should somehow go all Dungeons and Dragonriders of Pern on these folks.”
“…I should be like Jo Duffy the Vampire Slayer with these folks.”
“…I’m not He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, I can’t just sit on the Wall and yell, ‘Winter Is Coming!’ at these folks.”
#TheDoctorXFiles
“…I should somehow get Torchwood to open an X-Files on these folk.”
“…I’m no Slider, I can’t somehow Quantum Leap into these folks.”
“…I’m no Doctor Who, I can’t just say ‘Make It So’ to these folks.”
“…I should somehow plant the facehugger of reason and then let it mature until the Predator of rational thinking bursts out of these folks.”
“…I should dump these folks in the Outer Twilight Limits until they’re convinced to do what’s right by Rodney King. That was his name, right?”
“…I should somehow ‘To Serve Man’ these folks and turn them into Soylent Green.”
#TheAvengersLeague
“…I should go all Dark Joaquin Phoenix on these folks.”
“…I should scream, “The madder Superman gets, the stronger Superman gets!” and just totally Superman out on these folks.”
“…I should send these folks to Professor Dumbledore’s School For Gifted Youngsters.”
“…I should somehow use my Amethyst, Princess of Jem And The Holograms power on these folks.”
“…I should pull out He-Man’s Sword Of Thundera on these folks (He-Man, He-Man, He-Man, HO!).”
“…I should call the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles on these folks.”
#FalloutOfDuty
“…I should somehow transport these folks to World Of Starcraft and make them go on a quest for financial clarity with Kerrigan and those Pandas.”
“…I should put on my Master Chief helmet and sic a Rad Scorpion on these folks.”
…”I should pull out a Pokeball and send my Digimon out to attack these folks.”
“…I should pull out Monster Rancher and send my Battle Monsters to attack these folks.”
“…I should pull out Yu-Gi-Oh-Kuni: Wrath Of The White Witch and send my familiars out to attack these folks.”
“…I should just attack these folk?”
“…I should go all Bakugan The Gathering on these folk.”
“…I should somehow declare it’s on like the documentary ‘The King Of Kong’ with these folks.”
#HungerGamesDiaries:
“…I should somehow Katniss up an Enders’ Games with these folks.”
“…I should somehow Ender up a Battle Royale with these folks.”
“…I should somehow Battle Royale 2: Peeta Boogaloo with these folks.”
“…I should be like Tom Cruise in ‘The Host’ and defend humanity against these folks.”
“…I should somehow do whatever bullshit they do in that ‘Twilight Blood’ garbage Malia reads with these folks.”
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Photoshoppin’ by Felicia Ho!
For more geeky mashups, check out If Whedon Characters Were in Today’s TV Shows!
