After the success of Pinterest, which is -- let's face it -- kinda geared toward chicks, more "manly" pinboard sites cropped up, offering guys alternate ways to showcase their interests and likes. Have you heard of the latest, testosterone driven pinning site? It's called Peenterest and dang is it macho.
Let's break down the manliness of Peenterest, just so you know how important it is that a non-sissy outlet for man hobbies exists:
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The Header
First off, look at those colors. The beige and red on Pinterest? Are you kidding? Who designed that? Sissy McSissy, mayor of Sissyville? Nah, brah. Everyone knows testosterone only comes in blue and grey.
And then the words. Only people with too much estrogen use words like "add" and "search" and "gifts." When putting together a man-site, only use man-words.
Interests
Basically the formula for making things manly enough for your man-needs is by making "man" a prefix to everything that seems way too girly. And then it's legit. Otherwise, watch out, man, tomorrow morning you're gonna wake up with a vagina. Which means you'll never get a blowjob, ever again.
Bro Boards
Make sure your bro boards don't have any "cutesy" titles or themes. Only bacon, muscles, and shit reappropriated for macho men by way of violent titles are acceptable.
But what would Chuck Norris, arguably the manliest of all manly men, have to say on the subject? Truth be told, when Chuck Norris looks sexism in the eye, sexism goes and makes him a sandwich.
He knows his manliness is so great, it doesn't matter if he participates in presumably "girly" sites like Pinterest.
That said, here's Chuck's interest site of choice:
Let's break down the manliness of Peenterest, just so you know how important it is that a non-sissy outlet for man hobbies exists:
[click the images to enlarge!]
The Header
First off, look at those colors. The beige and red on Pinterest? Are you kidding? Who designed that? Sissy McSissy, mayor of Sissyville? Nah, brah. Everyone knows testosterone only comes in blue and grey.
And then the words. Only people with too much estrogen use words like "add" and "search" and "gifts." When putting together a man-site, only use man-words.
Interests
Basically the formula for making things manly enough for your man-needs is by making "man" a prefix to everything that seems way too girly. And then it's legit. Otherwise, watch out, man, tomorrow morning you're gonna wake up with a vagina. Which means you'll never get a blowjob, ever again.
Bro Boards
Make sure your bro boards don't have any "cutesy" titles or themes. Only bacon, muscles, and shit reappropriated for macho men by way of violent titles are acceptable.
But what would Chuck Norris, arguably the manliest of all manly men, have to say on the subject? Truth be told, when Chuck Norris looks sexism in the eye, sexism goes and makes him a sandwich.
He knows his manliness is so great, it doesn't matter if he participates in presumably "girly" sites like Pinterest.
That said, here's Chuck's interest site of choice:
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