Yes, there are the happy, immaculate online dating stories, but let's be real--that crap is for fairytales and reality TV. Get the real dish on online dating experiences coupled with more crazy cat GIFs following Post #1.
1. When a guy on an online dating site writes an email to me in all caps I'm thinking:
2. When there are suddenly a lot of new profiles to look at on an online dating site.
3. When I totally hit if off with a guy I met online and he tells me he uses a hairdryer to do his hair:
4. If the restaurant on a first date only has 'fancy' beer:
5. A secret 'disaster-date escape system' that every gal should have:
6. What first dates were probably like before online dating existed:
7. Me trying to show interest while he talks about his workout regimen at the gym.








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