Quick ‘n Dirty Oscars Fashion

Everyone gets all crazy about who wore the best dress at the Oscars.  Honestly, most of the dresses look pretty ridiculous.  Here’s a review of the frilly things, for anyone who doesn’t know anything about fashion, or really doesn’t care.

Natalie Portman

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Look!  She’s not pregnant anymore!

Angelina Jolie

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This dress is obviously quite gorgeous, but everyone seems to overlook the greatest benefit to this style: you only have to shave ONE leg.

Ellie Kemper

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The rust color makes me feel sad.  It reminds me that I really need to clean my shower, since 40% of it is now this color.

Jennifer Lopez

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Check out that jerk-face in the background, he totally outshines any comedic value in this dress.

Melissa Leo

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Obviously did not get the memo from Angelina on the proper leg-slit pose.

Kate Mara, Missi Pyle, and Stacy Keibler 

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This “one droopy shoulder strap” style was really popular this year.  It looks as dumb as it sounds.

Shailene Woodley

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If I was an amateur cake decorator, I would decorate a cake that looks like this dress.  But I would never wear this atrocity, cake decorator or not.

Claire Danes

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If Target made evening gowns, this is the kind of evening gown they would make.

Sherri Shepherd

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Um, we can see her bra, and it doesn’t seem to be doing much.

Kelly Osbourne

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There’s a bald Pretty Pony somewhere out there, crying its little heart out because Kelly stole its mane.

Anna Faris

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Las Vegas is currently in a tizzy over the recent shortage of sequined black fabric. 


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