Look! She’s not pregnant anymore!
This dress is obviously quite gorgeous, but everyone seems to overlook the greatest benefit to this style: you only have to shave ONE leg.
The rust color makes me feel sad. It reminds me that I really need to clean my shower, since 40% of it is now this color.
Check out that jerk-face in the background, he totally outshines any comedic value in this dress.
Obviously did not get the memo from Angelina on the proper leg-slit pose.
Kate Mara, Missi Pyle, and Stacy Keibler
This “one droopy shoulder strap” style was really popular this year. It looks as dumb as it sounds.
If I was an amateur cake decorator, I would decorate a cake that looks like this dress. But I would never wear this atrocity, cake decorator or not.
If Target made evening gowns, this is the kind of evening gown they would make.
Um, we can see her bra, and it doesn’t seem to be doing much.
There’s a bald Pretty Pony somewhere out there, crying its little heart out because Kelly stole its mane.
Las Vegas is currently in a tizzy over the recent shortage of sequined black fabric.