Friday, December 09, 2011

Rudolphoplasty: Hot New Plastic Surgery Trend

Plastic surgery trends in Hollywood have never been so thematic this holiday season.  Take a peek at your favorite celebrities' new beaks! 
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The latest in celebrity plastic surgery trends doesn't come from Paris or Milan, but rather from the North Pole.  Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is making splashes in the field of cosmetic surgery as the rich and famous seek to emulate his lustrous crimson schnoz.

Some celebrities have even taken this trend called "Rudolphoplasty" or "Getting 'Dolphed" to the extreme.

After all, nothing says, "I've got big balls" like a shiny red pair of testicles!

Shout it out with glee, indeed!  Lea Michele was the first Glee actor to get a Rudolph nose.  The rest of the cast festively followed suit.

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore got matching cyclops 'dolphs before their split.  Tragic.

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Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, not one to be left out of the trend, got his Rudolph nose done for free by a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills in exchange for promotional ad space on his gossip site.

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Newt Gingrich got himself some man-boob 'dolphs for just in time for the holidays.  That'll look spiffy on campaign posters!

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Rooney Mara: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Rudolph Nose.

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Kristen Stewart went for the Marilyn-Monroe-beauty-mark look.  Robert Pattinson liked it so much he got one of his own.


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Check out Doctor Who's Matt Smith and his vermillion man-nipple honkers.  The Doctor Who producers loved them so much they gave the Daleks glowing carmine snoots for the Christmas special.

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Celebrities are even getting Rudolph noses attached to their dogs.  Paris Hilton's pooches are the puppy trendsetters.

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Funnyman Jason Segel got his Rudolph schnozzla just in time to hit the red carpet for the new Muppets movie.  There's nothing sexier than a man who can make you laugh... with a nose-so-bright.

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Do you recall, the most famous social media mogul of all?  Even tech tycoons are jumping on the plastic surgery trend.  Check out Mark Zuckerberg's shiny red crotch implants.  Do you "like" them?

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Yep, these Rudolph-enhanced celebrities are sure to go down in history.

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Kristen Bobst

Kristen Bobst is Comediva's ridiculously cool Managing Editor. Among other things, she's a grade-A comedy writer, an unstoppable sock puppeteer, and the world's foremost whimsy aficionado. She certainly believes the meaning of life really is 42; and right now Kristen is really into The Carrie Diaries. 

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