Top 7 SILFs (Sorcerers I’d Like to F**k)

Imagine a love-making session so bewitching that your nose twitches!  Or a romantic rendezvous so enchanting that you turn into a newt!  Such extraordinary kinks can only happen if your bed-mate is of the magical persuasion.  Popular media has given us a multitude of sorcerers, witches, wizards, conjurers, and magicians, but which are the sexiest?

Elphaba, Wicked Witch of the West

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That form-fitting little black dress, that pea-soup shade of green skin, that daring hat!  Oh-la-la, Elphaba!  No, that’s not a broom in my pants.


Willow Ufgood


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You can keep your Tyrion Lannister (nah, I love him, too), I’ll have a second helping of everyone’s favorite Nelwyn amateur conjurer!  Brave, resourceful, a family man, and rocking the sexiest head of hair since Albert Einstein, I’ll take the Peck.


Merlin


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The O.G. Mack Daddy Wizard.  I wonder if it’s true what they say about long beards…  If Merlin’s magnetism has left you unable to stand up and maintain your dignity, take a moment and enjoy the mesmerizing animated gif!


The Sorceress of Castle Grayskull from He-Man


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She has her own castle AND she wears a helmet that looks like a pretty bird.  That’s hot.  Plus, she’s not afraid to show some leg.  Check out that Angelina pose!  By the Power of Grayskull, it’s time to bone!


Gandalf from Lord of the Rings


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Battlemage extraordinaire, bane of Sauron, smoker of the Hobbit’s weed, the only guy who can pull off the pointy hat look (sorry, Merlin!), immortal, brilliant, incredibly powerful, damn sexy.  Wow, what a piece of ass.


Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty


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Ruthless and diabolical, Disney’s version of the evil fairy godmother is one hot tamale.  Don’t “forget” to invite her to any soirees!  Unexpected Bonus: Dragon sex.


Willow Rosenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer


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From introverted high school geek to ultra-powerful lesbian witch.  Sometimes goofy, sometimes dangerous, and always hot!  Just don’t piss her off.  She’s been known to skin folks when under duress.

Honorable Mention:

Madame Olympe Maxime from the Harry Potter series

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If she’s good enough for Hagrid, she’s good enough for me.
 


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Luis Navarro

Luis Navarro is a token man slave and writer for Comediva.  He is a proud Valley Boy ("Fer sure") and martial artist.  He earned a Master's Degree in Counseling and is an ordained online minister!  He also boasts an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe and post-1970s movie trivia.  He is secure enough in his masculinity to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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