Source: TVQC.comJust like regular, living dudes, zombie guys come in all manner of varieties. Take this short quiz and find out which kind of zombie you should date:
How do you feel about zombies?
a. Zombies are totally hot.
b. Zombies are fascinating from a scientific standpoint.
c. We’re all doomed to become zombies anyway. Why not join ’em now?
d. Zombies are God’s creatures, too.
e. Zombies don’t get tired and therefore can party all night.
How often do you listen to classical music?
a. Never.
b. Often.
c. I only listen to marches and anthems.
d. When on the crapper…it helps me concentrate.
e. Can you fist pump to classical music?
Do you believe civilization, as we know it, will crumble after the inevitable zombie apocalypse?
a. Nah!
b. It is possible that a new zombie culture will present itself as the new way of “life.”
c. Civilizations crumble…and are rebuilt bigger and better!
d. I live in a cabin in the woods in order to avoid this so-called “civilization.”
e. Zombies are to the Jersey Shore as Helen was to Troy.
Source: James Ryman
a. Protein shakes.
b. Mountain Dew and pizza.
c. Trail mix and beans.
d. Chicken-fried squirrel.
e. Red Bull and vodka.
Any last words/wishes before becoming a zombie?
a. Immortality? Score!
b. May my I.Q. become higher as I eat more and more brains.
c. May I be a stronger, more formidable opponent in zombie form.
d. Yeehaw!
e. It’s about to get GTB up in here, baby. Gym, tan, and brains!
If you answered mostly As, then you should date a Jock Zombie.
If you answered mostly Bs, you should hook up with an Evil Scientist Zombie.
If mostly Cs, then your perfect match is the Soldier Zombie.
Mostly Ds means things are about to heat up between you and a Hillbilly Zombie.
Finally, if you answered mostly Es, a Jersey Shore Zombie is the greasy undead guy for you.
