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Monday, December 19, 2011

Star Wars Pick-Up Lines

Written by  Erika Cervantes and Luis M. Navarro  
Not just any pick-up line will work on a true Star Wars fan. You need some Force-enhanced cojones to skywalk your way into that special someone's landing pad!

Jonesin' for some action with a hardcore Star Wars fan?  Tired of trolling comic book stores and conventions and still going home sexually frustrated and petting your sweaty Wookie? Never fear!  Read on for a sure-fire approach that'll land you a geek -- guaranteed!

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Erika Cervantes and Luis M. Navarro

Erika Cervantes and Luis M. Navarro

Erika is the President/Founder of Comediva.com.  She loves comedy, the Internets, and working with badass women.   She also enjoys cupcakes, mismatched socks, and has been known to put her employees into baby carriages.  Plus, she has unicorn blood and her tears turn into jellybeans.

For a slightly more serious bio, visit erikacervantes.com.

Luis M. Navarro is a token man slave and Director of Operations for Comediva.  He is a proud Valley Boy ("Fer sure") and martial artist.  He earned a Master's Degree in Counseling and is an ordained minister.  He also boasts an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe and post-1970s movie trivia.  He is secure enough in his masculinity to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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2 Comments

  • Comment Link Luis Navarro Wednesday, March 07, 2012 posted by Luis Navarro

    Thanks Talia! Good luck and let us know how the pick-up lines work in the field!

  • Comment Link Talia Koren Wednesday, March 07, 2012 posted by Talia Koren

    #11 Killed me... good stuff! I'm going to try one of these on a Star Wars nerd and see happens.

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