Star Wars Pick-Up Lines

Jonesin’ for some action with a hardcore Star Wars fan?  Tired of trolling comic book stores and conventions and still going home sexually frustrated and petting your sweaty Wookie? Never fear!  Here’s a sure-fire approach that’ll land you a geek — guaranteed!

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Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro

Erika is the President/Founder of Comediva.com.  She loves comedy, the Internets, and working with badass women.   She also enjoys cupcakes, mismatched socks, and has been known to put her employees into baby carriages.  Plus, she has unicorn blood and her tears turn into jellybeans.

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Luis Navarro is a token man slave and Director of Operations for Comediva.  He is a proud Valley Boy ("Fer sure") and martial artist.  He earned a Master's Degree in Counseling and is an ordained online minister!  He also boasts an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe and post-1970s movie trivia.  He is secure enough in his masculinity to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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  17. Talia Koren

    #11 Killed me… good stuff! I’m going to try one of these on a Star Wars nerd and see happens.

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