Star Wars Pick-Up Lines

Jonesin’ for some action with a hardcore Star Wars fan?  Tired of trolling comic book stores and conventions and still going home sexually frustrated and petting your sweaty Wookie? Never fear!  Here’s a sure-fire approach that’ll land you a geek — guaranteed!

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Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro

Hi!  I'm Erika Cervantes.  I'm Comediva's Boss Lady and Founder.  I'm a comedy writer, a Chihuahua mama, a cupcake enthusiast, and most importantly...my dream is to build the place where the funny girls are, and that's why you're here.  And that makes my heart smile.  :-)  I work on all Comediva Originals in different capacities -- writing and producing, mostly -- and I keep the team well-sugared with motivational speeches and home-made cookies. Hello! I’m Luis Navarro, and I’m Comediva’s Director of Operations. Also known as, the token manslave. But when they let me out of my manbox, I often write and act in Comediva creations, and I’m the straight guy in Lesbros. I’m also a martial artist, a therapist, I have an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars expanded universe, and I’m man enough to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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  17. Talia Koren

    #11 Killed me… good stuff! I’m going to try one of these on a Star Wars nerd and see happens.

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