Here’s a match up for all you frisky gals with a fetish.  Forget for a moment the highly implausible likelihood you would ever encounter (much less have the opportunity to get it on with) a mythological, made-up creature.  Now that your imaginations are unimpeded, we’re ready to bring you a dick contest of magnum proportions.

In this day and age, it’s easy to lose sight of what really matters.  Yet there are certain mythical creatures that always seem to have the right answer, no matter what the situation may be.  So next time you find yourself getting stressed and frustrated, sit back, take a moment and ask:  What would a unicorn do?

A transcript from Dr. P. Rabbit's case study on the effects of job dissatisfaction in mythological creatures. Subjects:  E. Bunny and his wife, Enid. EB:  I don’t have time to listen to this whining, Doc! Mrs.:  Oh you’re so busy, with one day of work a year!