Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Mermates
In which Shirley professes her love of the sea.
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Friday, April 13, 2012
Ten Optical Illusions in Two Minutes
In which Lucille talks about her love of scary movies.
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- Twitter Hashtag magic
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Monday, April 02, 2012
Shirley's Bitter Horrorscopes: April
Aries [Mar. 21 - Apr. 19]: Your moral compass has been way out of whack recently: the sexy guy you've been macking on is like a really powerful magnet messing with your judgment, so it appears that you're going to do a lot more effed up stuff before you get your mind right. When in doubt, look for your North Star... aka, avoiding jail.
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- Twitter Hashtag zodiac
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Tuesday, March 13, 2012
I Wanna Have Your Baby
In which Shirley discovers her new best friend.
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- Twitter Hashtag pregnant
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Thursday, March 01, 2012
Shirley's Bitter Horrorscopes: March
Pisces [Feb. 19 - Mar. 20]: Mercury is in retrograde and will be in conjunct with Uranus for most of the month. That means they're totally gonna put the kibosh on that 30-day bender you do every leap year by reminding you that there's no valid excuse for a month of blackout. Killjoys.
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- Twitter Hashtag zodiac
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Facebook Stalker
In which Shirley has severe difficulties with technology.
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- Twitter Hashtag creeper
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Tuesday, February 07, 2012
Internet Intervention
Shirley Wench reminisces about good times.
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- Twitter Hashtag intervention
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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Shirley's Bitter Horrorscopes: February
Aquarius [Jan. 20 - Feb. 18]: Keep running this month: it's only when you stop that you'll find something to worry about. Namely the shirtless man who's been drunkenly chasing you. (Also, maybe invest in a Taser. They're also HILARIOUS for office pranks.)
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- Twitter Hashtag zodiac
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012
X-Men Born This Way
At last, Shirley Wench has found her drunk karaoke song of choice. Again.
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- Twitter Hashtag littlemonsters
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Monday, December 19, 2011
Shirley's Bitter Holidayscopes - Week of December 19, 2011
Sagittarius [Nov. 22 - Dec. 21]: You were born with impressive creative skills, which is lucky, since you forgot to get your sister a present. What thoughtful token of affection are you gonna make with the contents of the guest bathroom this time, MacGyver?
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- Twitter Hashtag zodiac
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