Wednesday, February 29, 2012

The Big Bang Theory Wedding!

With the geek wedding of the century approaching on The Big Bang Theory, what kind of geeky in-jokes can we expect?
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GEEK BLISS AT THE BIG BANG THEORY WEDDING

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It's the wedding of the century!  No, we're not talking about The Bachelor.  We're talking about the future Mr. and Mrs. Howard Wolowitz on our favorite geek sitcom, The Big Bang Theory.  Soon, Howard will tie the knot with his equally pint-sized bride, and a show that delights in the details won't be able to resist giving us the geek wedding of our dreams.  We've accumulated a bevvy of details we hope show up as Howard and Bernadette get closer to walking down the aisle, and on the day itself.

1.  Floppy Disc Wedding Invites


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SAVE the date?  Get it?  Oh man, sometimes we crack ourselves up.  Undoubtedly, Howard would agree.

2.  Stormtrooper Cufflinks


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These cuff links would allow Howard to make a nod to his geeky side without overwhelming Bernadette's bridal vision.  And even if he doesn't wear snazzy cuff links, one thing's for sure: he HAS to wear a dickie with an alien pin on it.  Right?  RIGHT?!


3.  A Mind-Blowingly Ugly Mother-of-the-Groom Dress


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Even if it's never shown on screen, Mrs. Wolowitz and Mrs. Rostenkowski will undoubtedly be engaged in a no-holds-barred battle for "best dressed."  Unfortunately for our funny bones, but fortunately for our retinas, it probably won't be depicted on-screen, but imagine something like this.  Only much, much bigger.


4.  Seating Charts for Smart People


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Almost all of their friends have advanced degrees (just don't say "doctorate" around Howard), so this would be a fun way to keep out pesky wedding crashers.  Amy, of course, would be thrilled to help Penny find her seat.  And if Howard and Bernadette are running out of time, they could trick Sheldon into preparing this for them -- making up equations for a series of consecutive numbers is probably something he'd find an amusing party game.


5.  Comics-Themed Cake Topper


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Let's be real, Bernadette is closer to deserving superhero status than Howard, but that class act would let Howard have his moment with this great cake topper.


6.  Lord of the Rings Ring


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The boys still presumably have an authentic Lord of the Rings ring, and after all of the bickering about the right thing to do with it, what more noble cause than true love?  Leonard probably wouldn't give it up, holding onto the hope that one day he'd give it to Penny, but everyone else knows that's never going to happen.


Have any more ideas for a geek-themed wedding?  Had one yourself?  Tell us all about it in the comments below!

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  • Comment Link MonikaLidia Sunday, March 11, 2012 posted by MonikaLidia

    It's Mr. and DR Howard Wolowitz ;) I'm wondering if Howard will ever think about becoming a Doctor.
    And about the wedding, there should be little lightsabers instead of knifes and instead of dancefloor- computers, xboxes and nintendos ;)

  • Comment Link misha singh Thursday, March 01, 2012 posted by misha singh

    I really wanted an LOTR ring...tim wasn't a fan. WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS!?!?!?

    i LOVE LOVE LOVE this post. It made me smile :DDD

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Raised in the delightful Texas Hill Country, Sam Christopher studied English and Outdoor Leadership at Warren Wilson College in Asheville, North Carolina (Lady Hooter for life!). After that, she traveled the world for several years working on sailboats and cruise ships, but she missed land, so she moved to Los Angeles, where she's currently getting an MFA in Screenwriting at USC. You may also address her by her pirate name, Barnabus Cormorant. Arrr, matey.

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