And, clearly, this one's a squirter! (groans, applause, guffaws)
Can we just be real for a minute and comment on how incredibly awesome this is for womankind? I mean, we've managed to take a weird, pipe-filled reproductive system, not unlike a sewer, and converted it to a symbol of childhood power. Rock on.
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