The Superdome went dark last night and officials have yet to determine the cause of the blackout.
Fear not, Entergy investigators, the Internet has some theories to help you out.
10. Bane. The only thing Bane hates more than Batman is The Ravens…and also Beyonce. And cheerleaders. Bane’s got no time for pom-poms.
9. CERN. Way to leave the Large Hadron Collider on as the same time as the microwave, guys.
8. No one enjoys chaos quite like Grumpy Cat.
7. Mothra.
6. Direwolves. Direwolves really hate Modern Family.
5. Beyonce’s obvious ties to the Illuminati. Seems legit.
4. Underpants Gnomes. Messing things up since 1998.
3. Aliens!
2. Solar flares. Science, yo.
1. That crazy-eyed goat from that one Super Bowl commercial. He enjoys only Nacho Cheese Doritos…and darkness.
