Season five of True Blood is almost here! Grab a synthetic blood cocktail and celebrate.
Over the last four seasons, we've learned quite a bit about how to navigate complicated undead interpersonal relationships from Sookie, Bill, and the rest of the zany Bon Temps gang. From monogomy -- to orgies -- to lesbianism -- to good ol' fashion bondage, True Blood's explored it all... And let's just say that there have been some valuable life lessons learned.
Isn't it about time that these wise True Blood veterans share their knowledge with the consistantly befuddled crew of Twilight? Maybe Bella will start making some healthy decisions for once!
Kristen Bobst is a grade-A comedy writer, an unstoppable sock puppeteer, and the world's foremost whimsy aficionado. She certainly believes the meaning of life really is 42; and right now Kristen is really into The Carrie Diaries.