Wednesday, June 06, 2012 
Created by Kristen Bobst
True Blood's Advice to Twilight
It's Truebies versus Twihards when the Bon Temps brigade lays the smack down on the Forks folks.
Created by Kristen Bobst 
Season five of True Blood is almost here! Grab a synthetic blood cocktail and celebrate.
Over the last four seasons, we've learned quite a bit about how to navigate complicated undead interpersonal relationships from Sookie, Bill, and the rest of the zany Bon Temps gang. From monogomy -- to orgies -- to lesbianism -- to good ol' fashion bondage, True Blood's explored it all... And let's just say that there have been some valuable life lessons learned.
Isn't it about time that these wise True Blood veterans share their knowledge with the consistantly befuddled crew of Twilight? Maybe Bella will start making some healthy decisions for once!
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Over the last four seasons, we've learned quite a bit about how to navigate complicated undead interpersonal relationships from Sookie, Bill, and the rest of the zany Bon Temps gang. From monogomy -- to orgies -- to lesbianism -- to good ol' fashion bondage, True Blood's explored it all... And let's just say that there have been some valuable life lessons learned.
Isn't it about time that these wise True Blood veterans share their knowledge with the consistantly befuddled crew of Twilight? Maybe Bella will start making some healthy decisions for once!
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