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VALENTINE'S BOOTY
Story by Dawn M. Green and Aliza Pearl
Music and Lyrics by Aliza Pearl
Additional Lyrics by Dawn M. Green
Produced and Mixed by Stuart G. Murphy
DP Brandon Deese
Vocals by Dawn M. Green, Aliza Pearl, Kelsey Scott
Special Thanks to Kelsey Scott

CAST:
The Bustettes: Dawn M. Green, Kelsey Scott, Tiffany Black
Carla: Aliza Pearl
Pizza Guy: Craig Frank

LYRICS:
Verse 1:
Carla is single on Valentine's Day
She's curled up in her Snuggie with a bag of Lay's
All of her single girlfriends are out on dates
While Carla's watching TV and stuffing her face
Though she might lock herself inside and admit defeat
On this lonely day of love...
A girl's gotta eat

Chorus 1:
No chance of Valentine's Booty
She won't get Valentine's Booty
No man in sight Valentine's Booty
No ass tonight Valentine's Booty

Pre-verse: 
Knock knock
Knock knock knock some more
Get up off that ass and unlock this door
And take off that Snuggie
I said take off that Snuggie!

Verse 2:
Pepperoni pizza, so fresh and so good
Carla is hungry, but not just for food
She wants it hot, delicious, a tasty treat
A dish that will satisfy from head to feet
Piping hot to hit the spot
On this lonely day of love...
He's really kinda hot

Chorus 2:
Let yourself in Valentine's Booty
She'll check her pants Valentine's Booty
Give him some wine Valentine's Booty
This is your chance Valentine's Booty

Bridge:
He says, Are you having a party?
She says, So to speak
He says, It sucks to be alone on Valentine's
She says, It does indeed
Maybe I should call in sick, I have other things to deliver
She says , Pizza guy, my oh my, you're making me quiver

Chorus 3:
Now she will get Valentine's Booty
Not desperate yet Valentine's Booty
Carla gets laid Valentine's Booty
On Lovers' Day Valentine's Booty

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Get that Booty!