You Can’t Gobble Me

Hey there, sexy turkeys.With Thanksgiving upon us I thought I’d share in the festivities with this cute video.  But this little diddy isn’t just about fun and games.  These turkeys expertly display the skill I have been trying to teach Frida, Shirley and Lucille (to no avail) for ages: the power of sexuality.  They combine witty parody with sexy turk appeal and voila!  I bet everyone will throw away their Thanksgiving turkeys and whip out those veggies (I know I will.  Gotta have a flat stomach for my sexy little elf outfit come Christmas).

You see, your sexuality is not just a fun little gift God gave you.  It’s a sexy weapon. A sexy weapon that should be used on any and every person hot enough to bone.  You want your boo to stop watching sports before bed?  Pull a Pavlov and wear flannels until he turns the TV off.  Then you whip out your french maid costume and give him a little cleaning.  Wink.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving my sexy holiday ho ho hos, and remember the greatest gift you can give your honey this season is negotiated sex!

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To Katharine, sex jokes, romantic comedies, and girly girl humor are a turn on. Are you a Katharine?

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