Adult Self-Help Books by Dr. Seuss

If Dr. Seuss was a doctor, does that mean he could prescribe medication?  Take a page of self-help from some imagined Seussian texts!

One Drink, Two Drinks: Overcoming Alcoholism

One Drink Two Drinks Dr. Seuss Self-Help Books

One drink, two drinks, red drink, blue drink
This one has a souvenir glass, this one would knock me on my ass
But now that I’m in AA, I’ll have to pass!

Dad is Sad: How to Talk to Your Children About Divorce

Dad is Sad Dr. Seuss self-help

DAD! DAD! Dad is sad. Dad saw mom with another lad.
MOM! MOM! Mom is calm. Calm and happy with her new man, Tom!

There’s a What in my Butt?! Coping Strategies for STD Diagnoses

There's a What in my Butt? Dr. Seuss self-help

There’s a pimple near this dimple, 
but something tells me it isn’t so simple…

The New You: Dealing with Break Ups

the new you dr. seuss self-help

Get a manicure and maintain it with care.
Throw on some make-up and do up your hair.
Get your shit together and stop being a sad sack.
Then your self confidence may come back.

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What self-help book by Dr. Seuss do you wish existed? Write it in the comments!

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