Disney Pick-Up Lines

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Disney Pick-Up Lines

Prepare yourself, your childhood's about to be corrupted. But it's all for the sake of funny! Enjoy!

Disney movies have defined generation after generation. It's some of the best writing in town, in fact! So, why not take a tip from some of your favorite characters and use their delightful wit to charm that guy or gal you've had your eye on?

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