Wednesday, March 27, 2013

King Joffrey Lessons for Teenaged Boys

Teenaged boys like King Joffrey exist even today! But here are a few lessons to teach your little ones, so they don't grow up to be crazy SOBs.  
Linda Yvette Chavez Created by  Linda Yvette Chavez  
We've been all a-buzz here at Comediva after Game of Thrones' season 2 finale. Some of us have only watched season one, others season two. But, no matter where we're at on the GoT train, we can all agree on one thing: King Joffrey is a real SOB.

Surely, his disgusting antics are a product of medieval times meets too much power at too young of an age. But, with just one look at an old episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen or Toddlers and Tiaras, it's clear that the rich spoiled brat syndrome is alive and well even today.

Therefore, mothers, to avoid raising your own little King Joffreys, please teach them these here lessons, as was illustrated by the King himself. Spoiled sons, get with it, or look forward to a whole lot of beatdowns.


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Linda Yvette Chavez

I'm Comediva's VP of Programming.  That means I oversee all the delicious editorial content you've been munching on here on Comediva.com.  I also write and produce many of our Comediva Originals.  I'm a writer, a poet, an activist, and a proud dog mama.  P.S.  If I'm in a good mood, I might just give you a salsa lesson.  Just sayin'.

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