True Blood Pick-Up Lines

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

True Blood Pick-Up Lines

With these sexy quips, you'll be fangbangin' in no time!

Created by Kristen Bobst

Whether you like fairies or vampires, werewolves or shifters, these handy pick-up lines will help you get supernaturally laid.

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4 comments

Comment Link Thursday, June 21, 2012 posted by Sucker
#11 is my fave...lol so random!
Comment Link Thursday, June 21, 2012 posted by Doc Savage
They all SUCK! Ha, now that was funny.

You're just my type ... Oooo positive, right?

That time of the month? I could get into that.

Damn baby, you just drain me!
Comment Link Thursday, June 21, 2012 posted by emack
weak, could use more pam.
Comment Link Wednesday, June 20, 2012 posted by HappyP
I mean, that made me laugh soooooo hard!!!!!!!!!!! thank you!

Be relevant, be respectful, don't spam us, and remember, it's comedy!

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Kristen Bobst is Comediva's ridiculously cool Managing Editor. Among other things, she's a grade-A comedy writer, an unstoppable sock puppeteer, and the world's foremost whimsy aficionado. She certainly believes the meaning of life really is 42; and right now Kristen is really into The Carrie Diaries.

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