Monday, November 26, 2012

Star Wars Pick-Up Lines Vol. 2

Even more pick-up lines from a galaxy far, far away!
Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro Created by  Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro  
Jonesin' for some more geeky pick-up action?!  If you've already gone through the last 16 Star Wars Pick-Up Lines, never fear!  Here's a whole new batch of smooth lines to ensure you go home with the gentlebeing of your choice!  May the mojo be with you!

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SWPU22

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SWPU24

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SWPU25

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SWPU26

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SWPU27

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SWPU28

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SWPU29

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SWPU30a

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These geeks are so sexy: and THESE geeks are even sexier.

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  • Comment Link MMorgenthaler Tuesday, February 14, 2012 posted by MMorgenthaler

    "Let's blow this thing and go home"

    So many possible innuendos about proton torpedoes entering exhaust ports.

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Erika Cervantes and Luis Navarro

Erika is the President/Founder of Comediva.com.  She loves comedy, the Internets, and working with badass women.   She also enjoys cupcakes, mismatched socks, and has been known to put her employees into baby carriages.  Plus, she has unicorn blood and her tears turn into jellybeans.

For a slightly more serious bio, visit erikacervantes.com.

Luis Navarro is a token man slave and Director of Operations for Comediva.  He is a proud Valley Boy ("Fer sure") and martial artist.  He earned a Master's Degree in Counseling and is an ordained online minister!  He also boasts an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe and post-1970s movie trivia.  He is secure enough in his masculinity to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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